Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Fighting Words: 8/24/09 Cartoon...



"LOCKUP: RAW!"


After 5.5 years, I'm finally trying out a new format... one that's a bit more traditional for editorial cartoons. Let me know what you think!


Monday, August 17, 2009

Fighting Words: 8/17/09 Cartoon...



"Democrate-do"

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Fighting Words: 8/10/09 Cartoon...



"The NEW Standards of Professionalism"


Only black & white for now... I'll try to come back and do some color soon.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Fighting Words: 8/3/09 Cartoon...



"PSA: Terrible Illness"

Monday, July 27, 2009

Program Note

No new 'toon this week... had design jobs out the yin-yang this week.

Or something like that...

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Fighting Words: 7/13/09 Cartoon...



"Breaking News: New Details On Bush Admin Surveillance Programs"

Previous similar 'toon:

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Changing servers today...

... so I might have an interruption in the site or in receiving emails.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Fighting Words: 7/6/09 Cartoon...



"A Self-Explanatory Sarah Palin Cartoon, #2"

OK, this one was a bit of a phone-in, but oh well...

Previous episode:

Friday, July 03, 2009

On the news!

Quite an AAEC convention so far. Had a great panel discussion Thursday, and here's a video of me on the KING 5 local news in a segment set up by the terrific David Horsey.

Shoulda trimmed the beard, though... I look like friggin' Grizzly Adams...

Monday, June 29, 2009

Fighting Words: 6/29/09 Cartoon...



"Fox News for Cats"

Hey... a new cartoon! How about that!

This one's a little silly, but oh well...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Program Note

There obviously is no new cartoon yet, but it's there... if you believe it's there! No, actually it's almost done, but I am swamped with graphic design projects at the moment. Of course, by the time I actually get the 'toon done and up, it may be next Monday already anyway... just a fact of life in the dying industry of political cartooning! The gigs that put food on the table gotta come first...

As always, the best way to help circumvent this problem and keep seeing new stuff from me is to: (1) Send an email to nomind@fightingwordscomics.com and hire me to do a graphic/web design job for you, or... (2) Contact your local newspaper or alternative newsweekly and tell them you want to see Fighting Words!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Fighting Words: 6/15/09 Cartoon...



"Big Pharmaxx"

Monday, June 08, 2009

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Fighting Words: 5/25/09 Cartoon...



"Barack Obama's One-Man Show"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Great paragraph...

One of the best single paragraphs I've ever read in a column, from Chris Hedges a couple of months ago:

We live in an age of moral nihilism. We have trashed our universities, turning them into vocational factories that produce corporate drones and chase after defense-related grants and funding. The humanities, the discipline that forces us to stand back and ask the broad moral questions of meaning and purpose, that challenges the validity of structures, that trains us to be self-reflective and critical of all cultural assumptions, have withered. Our press, which should promote such intellectual and moral questioning, confuses bread and circus with news and refuses to give a voice to critics who challenge not this bonus payment or that bailout but the pernicious superstructure of the corporate state itself. We kneel before a cult of the self, elaborately constructed by the architects of our consumer society, which dismisses compassion, sacrifice for the less fortunate, and honesty. The methods used to attain what we want, we are told by reality television programs, business schools and self-help gurus, are irrelevant. Success, always defined in terms of money and power, is its own justification. The capacity for manipulation is what is most highly prized. And our moral collapse is as terrifying, and as dangerous, as our economic collapse.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

New design work...

I've put up a few more of my recent projects on my design page, including a website, caricature and shirt design... go on and have yourself a gander!

As always, if you like me or my work (or you like me but can't stand my work, or you like my work but think I'm a jerk, or... never mind), there are two big ways you can help my ever-evolving career...

1. Send a nice note to your local newspaper or alternative newsweekly and tell them you want to see Fighting Words, or...

2. Hire me to do a design for you! I do websites, logos, shirt designs, illustrations, a little bit of Flash animation... I'll walk your dog for you, wash your car, mow your lawn... I don't do hedges, though...

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Fighting Words: 5/11/09 Cartoon...



"Breaking News: Actual Mastermind Revealed!"...


If there's actually a 44 year-old Earl Meyers living in Lancaster, PA... sorry dude.

However, if you're really the mastermind behind Bush's crimes and/or you like to wear a Rockstar Energy Drink trucker hat, I'm not sorry.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Fighting Words: 5/4/09 Cartoon...



"Outbreak!"...


Rule #1 of political satire: if you have no idea, just repeat a bunch of crap said by high-profile crazy people.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Good line

Stephanie Zacharek, on movies about killer plagues:
In your standard plague movie, news stations can't stay on the air and ultimately fade out with a staticky crackle; newspapers can't publish (though, it turns out, we probably don't need a plague for either of those things to happen).

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Update on this week's 'toon...

Thanks a lot Specter... I put you in a crappy cartoon that characterizes you as a dogmatic Republican, and you totally blow it out of the water by switching parties. I'm sure next Boehner will resign his seat in Congress to become head of Amnesty International...

Actually, in the end, Specter putting a "D" next to his name doesn't change much (for the Democrats, anyway). He's still going to vote how he wants to vote on stuff, and he'll probably still use right-wing rhetoric on stuff like torture. And this week's 'toon will still be crappy...

Fighting Words: 4/27/09 Cartoon...



"Fascinating Scientific Phenomena"...


Meh... sorry...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fighting Words: 4/20/09 Cartoon...



"Crusty McCrotchety, Spokesman"...


MORE:

I forgot to post some links to previous Crusty 'toons, as it's been a while since we've heard from him:

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Stupidity (STDY) shot up 500 points on the Dow today...

I'm gonna leave the ball-dipping parties thing alone today...

But what's the deal with the morbid glee that so many cartoonists are taking today in the deaths of the Somali pirates? Last I checked, the rampant piracy there was the result of a collapsed government and years of European ships invading Somali waters to steal their fish and dump nuclear waste. You guys really want a "Yahtzee" on skulls with bullet holes on this one?

And, someone please tell me I'm not seeing what I think I'm seeing in this cartoon...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Fighting Words: 4/13/09 Cartoon(s)...



"Hysterical Whack-Job Monthly"...

...and, just below it, a bonus 'toon...



"Newspaper Tycoon"...

Friday, April 10, 2009

Say That Again?

I just had to post this quote...

As you may know, one of the right-wing media's favorite things to scream about these days is the conspiracy theory that Obama intends to eliminate the United States of America and place us all under the rule of a "one-world government." So any attempt at international diplomacy is now being pointed to as an indication that Obama wants to subvert us all to the French, or whoever. This is from a recent appearance by John Bolton on the Glenn Beck show:

BOLTON: ...you have to look underneath of it. And it's on a range of issues, not just the money supply, but gun control, the death penalty --

BECK: Global warming.

BOLTON: -- abortion, all -- global warming -- all of which are issues we can and should debate in our -- in our constitutional democratic framework. We don't need to decide them internationally. But that's what the agenda is of many people very close to the Obama administration.

BECK: OK. Thank you very much. I appreciate it, Ambassador.


Let's say that again... global warming is not something that should be discussed internationally. This man used to be United States Ambassador to the United Nations.

The Obama years are turning out to be fun for satirists after all...

hi...

OK, I'm putting more effort into Twitter now... follow me here. Although I still don't quite see the point...

Look for a bonus cartoon from me along with the new one Monday, to make up for my unexcused absence last week...

MORE: actually, it was VERY excused... I was workin' my friggin' ass off. Look for more updates to my design page coming soon!

Monday, April 06, 2009

Program Note

There will be a new cartoon this week... but not 'til Thursday or Friday.

I'm currently hard at work finishing up a website design job...

Monday, March 30, 2009

Fighting Words: 3/30/09 Cartoon...



"Making A Budget For Tough Economic Times"...


It's a cartoon about being in an accountant's office... you were expecting something visually spectacular?

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Fighting Words News: Graphic / Web Design Page...

I finally have a separate page up on my website for my graphic & web design work... go look! It includes a website I did recently for a local cafe:



I've got two more website jobs currently in the works, and a couple more lined up after that. While my skills may not be quite as polished as a big-time professional web designer working for a firm, I'm getting better. Also, I think there's something to be said for having an artist's touch on a web design project. If you're interested in hiring me, shoot me an email at nomind (at) fightingwordscomics (dot) com.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Time waster

Flash Face.



Would you serve this man another Guinness?

Newspaper Blues

Sad day. The Seattle P-I was a fixture of my childhood, as my dad was a photographer there for nearly 20 years. When I was a kid, a few times I was allowed to sit and watch David Horsey and Steve Greenberg work at their desks, which were adjacent to the photographers' area. I went to Ingraham High School, just as Horsey did, and drew cartoons for the school newspaper. My dad's salary at the P-I would eventually put me through college at the University of Washington.

More than sad though, I am pissed off. There's something that's been bothering me for a long time, which was brought up again by this article in the NYT the other day and its accompanying graphic. I've written longer analyses on the plight of newspapers before, but if you'll permit me, I'd like to indulge in a little angry, superficial, Republican-style ranting about my surface impressions on a complex issue, the finer details of which I have little understanding. I am not an economist. I won't pretend that I have an alternative business model that will definitely work for newspapers, and that they are fools for ignoring this obvious course of action.

However, my read of the landscape tells me that this entire predicament for newspapers basically boils down to the existence of one website... CraigsList. The biggest killer for newspapers throughout this crisis seems to have been the drying up of their classified advertising dollars because of CraigsList. And thus, here's my rant: how in the hell can one little piddling website bring an entire vital industry like this to its knees?! How could newspapers not have a plan for this in their business models? The NYT article has the beginnings of an additional explanation -- that the huge newspaper chains took on too much debt "in a spree of buying other newspapers from 2005 to 2007, just before the bottom dropped out of the business" -- but that still doesn't explain to me the across-the-board tanking that you see in the Times' graphic. Not all failing newspapers are owned by greedy conglomerates.

How could newspapers have allowed this to happen to them?

This is not rhetorical... someone smarter than me please help me out with this...

Monday, March 16, 2009

Fighting Words: 3/16/09 Cartoon...



"Yuppanzees #2"...

Sorry about the "Classic" Fighting Words this week, folks... as I've been complaining about frequently, I'm having to spend quite a bit of time on website design projects to pay the bills. As a result, the cartooning hours suffer, since the cartoons don't pay for jack right now. So, you might expect a few more "Classics" from me this year than in years past...

OR

...as always, you can drop a line to your local alternative newsweekly and respectfully suggest that, instead of cutting out all their best content in these tough times, they should spend a little money on even more hard-hitting alternative political comic strips such as, oh I don't know, this one I like called Fighting Words!

Anybody who wanted to do that would be totally freaking awesome in my book...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Fighting Words: 3/9/09 Cartoon...



"The Wall Street Media's Faces of the New Great Depression"...

I'm doing a website job right now for a photographer, so I've got photojournalism on the brain...

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Great cartoon business idea

Doing image research for this week's 'toon, I came across this. This guy takes monsters and other characters in kids' drawings, and develops them into full paintings.

Monday, March 02, 2009

Fighting Words: 3/2/09 Cartoon...



"Bobby's World"...

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fighting Words: 2/23/09 Cartoon...



"Big Money-Making Opportunity!!"...

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Fighting Words: 2/9/09 Cartoon...



"Drunk News Network: The Economy"...

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Are you kidding me?

Michael Phelps suspended for 3 months by USA swimming.

This kid has been training his whole life to become an Olympic athlete, and won eight freaking gold medals. For chrissakes, LET THE KID HAVE A VACATION!!!

How many people do you know who do nothing BUT smoke weed?

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Good 'toon



V.C. Rogers
Independent Weekly
Feb 4, 2009

Does my blog still work?

Just checking...

9 days 'til pitchers and catchers report.

(Might be my favorite day of the year... not because the Mariners are gonna be any good, but because it means we're almost done with another God-awful Seattle winter!)

Monday, February 02, 2009

Fighting Words: 2/2/09 Cartoon...



"The Republican Recovery Plan!"...

My first post-election shot at Obama...

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Fighting Words: 1/26/09 Cartoon...



"Shady Harbor Retirement Community"...


I'll just date this cartoon for yesterday... don't tell anyone...

Monday, January 19, 2009

Fighting Words: 1/19/09 Cartoon... and the "end" of Bush?



"Trav'lin' with Post-Presidency George W. Bush"...


Classic Fighting Words this week, as I have been utterly swamped with freelance design work. How, you ask, could I possibly not have a Bush retrospective cartoon on this, the week we're finally rid of him? See last week's 'toon on life in our new Great Depression... gotta pay the bills...

But, in all honesty, one big reason is that I do not plan to stop doing cartoons about him any time soon. I tried for weeks to come up with some kind of "goodbye" comic or special animation. The reality, though, is that most of our biggest problems right now were either directly caused by decisions that he made (Iraq, the degradation of civil liberties and the rule of law) or were problems that were made worse by his decisions (the economy, the environment). So many of the issues that we will be dealing with for the foreseeable future were basically his fault, I don't see any reason why he should automatically disappear from political cartoons just because he's not in office anymore. I would hope that I won't be like some conservative cartoonists who are still talking about Vince Foster and Whitewater 8 years after Clinton has left office, but neither should Bush/Cheney be allowed to ride off into the sunset.

But mostly it's the paying the bills thing... which Fighting Words doesn't really do. Want to keep seeing regular cartoons, from me or any of your other favorite political cartoonists? Write to your local newspaper and tell them!! There are a ton of portal sites like this one with links to all local papers, or you can look up your local Alt-newsweekly site here. If you only read comics like this online because you can't find good comics in the newspaper, write to them anyway and tell them that... maybe they'll finally get the idea that getting rid of all their best visual content may have something to do with them losing so much money.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Fighting Words: 1/12/09 Cartoon...



"As the Depression Turns"...


I'm a horrible, horrible blogger right now... hopefully I'll get in with something this week...

Monday, January 05, 2009

Fighting Words: 1/5/09 Cartoon...



"Billy, the Boy Who Knew Too Much #5"...



It's hard to put into words just how disgusted I am by these stories...

Monday, December 29, 2008

Fighting Words: 12/29/08 Cartoon...



"The American Dick-tionary"...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Animation FYI

So you may have noticed that the little animated additions to my weekly cartoons have disappeared. They've been a casualty of an increase in my side freelance work... (Money is good. I like money.)

Not sure how much excitement there was for those little animations anyway, since they were sort of crude. However, some of the other stuff I'm working on involves that damn Flash computer program, so my skills with this should be getting more gooder...

In other words, when I get back to doing regular animations, maybe I'll be able do something worth looking at!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Yes... I still hate the Yankees...

I was a little worried after last season, when the Yankees failed to make the playoffs for the first time since 1993, that I would have to stop hating them... that they might become, like, the underdogs now or something.

Nuh-uh. Nope.

With today's signing of Mark Teixeira, their off-season spending spree is now up to $423.5 million. ESPN news just ran a graphic showing some other things that could be bought with that kind of money, including something like 25% of the entire General Motors Company. But an even more galling figure is $1.3 billion -- the price tag for their brand new stadium opening up in April:
The new stadium on the north side of 161st Street is 63 percent larger than the old, with four merchandise stores instead of one, and 13 restaurants, lounges and food courts for the public, including a martini bar and a steak house that figure to become a destination for Wall Street's elite. There are 51 available luxury suites priced from $600,000 to $850,000 each, up from 19 at the old ballpark.

I say every other team in baseball should slash their ticket prices in half for games against the Yankees next year, so everybody who's struggling through our new Great Depression can go "explain" to them exactly how we feel about this.

Fighting Words: 12/22/08 Cartoon...



"Wild Planet, #6"...

Yeah, I'm pretty sick of the snow now.

A typical Seattle winter day of about 40 and rain actually sounds pretty nice right now...

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Dog In Snow



Can't really get out to get much work done right now, here in the Great Northwest Snowstorm of '08!!, so I took the opportunity to play with my dog in the snow a bit...

Monday, December 15, 2008

Fighting Words: 12/15/08 Cartoon...



"A Christmas Carol"...

Friday, December 12, 2008

Fighting Words / Art News

Been a while since I did one of these posts, so let's catch up shall we?
  • I did a workshop this morning at an elementary school in Kingston, WA, where I talked to some teachers about how to show kids how to do comics.  You know what they say: those who can't do, teach.  Those who can't teach... um... try to show other people how to teach.

    I have a decent little presentation put together, so if any other schools in the Puget Sound area want to bring me in to give a talk, send me an email at nomind (at) fightingwordscomics.com. And if you want to pay me to do it... well, I know how all you teachers here in Washington state are rolling in dough these days!

    Someone also sent me a great link recently for a group called "The Comic Book Project," which seeks "to help children forge an alternative pathway to literacy by writing, designing, and publishing original comic books." Check it out...

  • I've updated the "Commercial Art" post to include a finished logo and sign design that I did for a local restaurant that's opening up soon, and I also put up a link to some Flash slideshows that I'm doing for clients of my dad, a wedding photographer.  The slideshows are probably the classiest thing I've done as a designer (they include great music by a local musician)... if you're a freelance photographer looking to add a new product or promotional tool, send me an email at nomind (at) fightingwordscomics.com.

  • I've also started taking website design and construction jobs (links coming soon), and I'm even doing a tattoo design for a friend of mine. Someday, I'll do a page on my site with all of the non-Fighting Words projects that I've been working on...

Monday, December 08, 2008

Fighting Words: 12/8/08 Cartoon...



"The Reign of Big Beta"...

I had to do a little cultural research on this one... the Betamax/VHS format war was a bit before my time. For most of my life, "VCR" just meant "VHS."

Of course, if you got the point I was really driving at here, you know the cartoon itself has very little to do with videotapes...

Mark Fiore already did a great 'toon a few weeks ago on the lack of innovation in the auto industry, but I thought I'd go ahead and follow through with this take on the issue that I had been planning.


UPDATE: Hey, how about that... Ford actually did come out with a car they called the "Futura"...

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Note to self

I was up very late the other night examining a masterpiece... an unparalleled example of human creativity at it's highest levels.

Here is a note that I scribbled to myself, verbatim:

Take relatively simple idea and present it with the utmost imagination, holding the audience's attention at every moment. The genius here is in the minutia, the subtle ideas of movement, timing, atmosphere, sound, music, and the perfect mix of obvious and unexpected, usually with a deeper literary or allegorical meaning that is only slightly alluded to.

Was I watching an experimental dance of some kind? A ballet? A beautiful foreign film?

Hell no:



Chuck Jones = super-genius.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Fighting Words: 12/1/08 Cartoon...



"Change Has Come"...

Meh... take a week off and it's like I haven't done one for a year...

By the way, it's sort of a sequel to this one:

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Flash poster

Here's an interesting use of Flash in a "poster" for the upcoming Terminator: Salvation.  I like short, relatively simple but interesting uses of Flash like this (that aren't confined to pop-up ads)... 

I really hope this movie doesn't suck, by the way...


Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sorry about your job... here's a blog!

I am a believer in the idea that the internet will be the future of newspapers, but something about this doesn't sound quite right:
The TypePad Journalist Bailout Program offers recently terminated bloggers and journalists a free pro account (worth $150 annually) on the company’s popular blogging platform. In addition to the free yearly membership, the 20 to 30 journalists who are accepted will receive professional tech support, placement on the company’s blog aggregation site, Blogs.com, and automatic enrollment in the company’s advertising revenue-sharing program.

I'm sure TypePad is just trying to do something nice for recently laid-off journalists, and someday this might be a really cool offer.  But at this point in time, it would just seem to add fuel to the Huffington Post way of thinking about the internet... like, "hey, exposure is just as good as money!"

I suppose the conclusion to draw is that it's just a shame newspapers have allowed their industry to get to this point, and haven't made more progress in making their product work on the internet (maybe, by extension, helping to make the internet a more reputable and profitable medium in general).  Of course, it's harder to do this when you've laid off all your talent.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Fighting Words: 11/24/08 Cartoon...



"The Skeptics"...


Classic Fighting Words this week -- doing a little recharging this weekend...

Monday, November 17, 2008

Fighting Words: 11/17/08 Cartoon...



"Chez Newspaper"...

Three more editorial cartoonists lost their staff jobs at daily papers last week. Among the many reactions to the layoffs, Jimmy Margulies did a pretty ingenious mock news article which reported that Harper's Weekly had eliminated the position of Thomas Nast.

I did a bit of analysis on the challenges facing the newspaper industry (and by extension my chosen profession) in this post last year.  However, I think this article by Philip Meyer is a must-read. Here's a few highlights:

The endgame for newspapers is in sight. How their owners and managers choose to apply their dwindling resources will make all the difference in the nature of the ultimate product, its service to democracy and, of course, its survival.

...

It is now clear that [the internet] is as disruptive to today's newspapers as Gutenberg's invention of movable type was to the town criers, the journalists of the 15th century.

...

Robert Picard, a media economist who looks at newspapers from an international perspective, believes that [newspapers] try to do too much. He expressed this view in June at the Carnegie-Knight Task Force conference on the Future of Journalism at Harvard University. Newspapers "keep offering an all-you-can-eat buffet of content, and keep diminishing the quality of that content because their budgets are continually thinner," he said. "This is an absurd choice because the audience least interested in news has already abandoned the newspaper."

If they should peel back to some core function, newspapers would still have to worry about the Internet and its unbeatable capacity for narrowcasting. The newspapers that survive will probably do so with some kind of hybrid content: analysis, interpretation and investigative reporting in a print product that appears less than daily, combined with constant updating and reader interaction on the Web.

...

[I]t is possible to envision a scenario in which newspapers trim down to a specialized product and survive by serving a narrow market well. They are already trimming down. But what are they trimming down to? Have they thought about what's left after all the shrinkage?
One of the rules of thumb for coping with substitute technology is to narrow your focus to the area that is the least vulnerable to substitution

...

I still believe that a newspaper's most important product, the product least vulnerable to substitution, is community influence. It gains this influence by being the trusted source for locally produced news, analysis and investigative reporting about public affairs. This influence makes it more attractive to advertisers.

It's pretty clear to me what major industry in this country is most in need of a "bailout"... the question is: would they know how to use it right?



Fyi - no animation quite yet on this 'toon again, but if you missed it, I did do a little something for last week's. I'm kinda liking this schedule of getting the static 'toon done and posted on Mondays, and then coming back to the animation later in the week (when I can take my time and put some thought into it).



Friday, November 14, 2008

Viaduct Revisited...

The Seattle P-I has some really cool graphics illustrating the differences between the various plans for the Alaskan Way Viaduct, which I blogged about in this post last year. State officials have said that they will make a final decision by the end of the year.

Now, if you live in Seattle, you probably know all about this already. If you don't live in Seattle, take a look at the pictures (especially the "Waterfront view") and tell me which option you would choose for your own city. The differences in the images are glaring. This area has the potential to be one of the coolest (and most valuable) parts of the city. It makes absolutely no sense to spend so much money on another giant concrete slug running through there... especially if it's just to save a couple minutes on a trip to the airport for people who just have to drive their cars everywhere. The alternative option of an elevated freeway dressed up with grass and other development just looks odd to me, and extremely expensive. The tunnel options all seem extremely dangerous given the crumbling seawall.

Take that money, invest more in Metro buses and streetcars and light rail, make the streets surrounding that area easier to travel on, and let the citizens enjoy that area finally. Boom, I just solved Seattle's biggest problem.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Good God that's cute...

I hate "cute" stuff. It's all "nice" and... um... "cute." I like stuff that kicks ass, like death metal and raw sewage!!

Of course, when it comes to dogs (especially my dog), I am probably the biggest softie on the planet. And damned if this isn't about the cutest thing I've ever seen...

Monday, November 10, 2008

Fighting Words: 11/10/08 Cartoon...



"Letter From 2012 in Obama's America"...


This was one of those cartoons where doing the artwork was like going back to drawing in class in middle school... like, "kick ass, I'm gonna draw a TERMINATOR now!"

If you haven't seen the letter that was the inspiration for the 'toon, do yourself a favor and check it out... pure hilarity! Just a harmless piece of fearmongering propaganda that was apparently being circulated by James Dobson's Focus on the Family before the election. It's an invented letter from the perspective of an imaginary person from 2012, telling the story of the horrific world we'll live in after 4 years under the thumb of the tyrant Barack Obama. It is a world where U.S. cities are getting attacked by terrorists left and right, Israel has been nuked by Iran and forced to cede most of its territory (apparently, Israel didn't feel like retaliating that day), and the Boy Scouts of America no longer exists because the new liberal Supreme Court was trying to force young boys to sleep in the same tents as homosexual scoutmasters. The "tipping point" for all this horror, and the reason the Court was now stacked with liberal oppressors, was Justice Scalia's surprise resignation in 2009 due to "health reasons." Uh-huh. I'll bet just about anything I own that Scalia will keep a death grip on his seat until the moment he breathes his last breath.

By the way, no animation on this one quite yet, as the coloring took for-ever...

Friday, November 07, 2008

My Palin Admission

Now that that's over...

I have an admission to make regarding the popular perceptions about Sarah Palin. I don't expect to do any more cartoons about her, so I'll blog about it now. Here's my admission:

I DO think that it's possible that there was an element of sexism in how people evaluated her, in one respect only...

Yes, she is an incredible moron, who is in no way qualified to hold higher office. Yes, she's an extremist nut-ball who has no business making decisions for the rest of us on important stuff. And yes, she deserved to get hammered for these things in the media.

But these things were also true of Bush. This should have been abundantly clear before the 2004 election, and yet people gave him the benefit of the doubt and put him in office for a second term.

Sexism? Who knows...

All I know is I won't be giving up the chip on my shoulder over the '04 election any time soon...

From the Neglected News Dept.

... in the "how in the hell am I just now reading this?" division...

On Tuesday, Mexico's Secretary of the Interior (their #2 official, the equivalent of Vice President) was killed when his Learjet crashed into "a posh Mexico City neighborhood" amidst rush hour traffic. Nine people on the plane and five people on the ground were killed. According to the Yahoo story, speculation is widespread that "the drug cartels were to blame."

Am I missing something here? Aside from being a rather important news story, it's at least interesting, wouldn't you say? Yeah we've had other stuff going on this week, but...

Thankfully, almost every news site on the web has among their lead stories that one of Hugh Hefner's ex-girfriends is getting married.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Obamas considering rescue dog

Of course, this has absolutely nothing to do with why anyone would support Obama (the politician) on anything...

But it would be yet another really, really cool side-story in this whole great saga.

Pure Science Fiction

Almost lost among all the big news: celebrity global warming-denier (and pal of everyone's favorite senator) Michael Crichton died at 66.

Escaping from reality will never be the same again...

Monday, November 03, 2008

Fighting Words: 11/3/08 Cartoon...



"The Bradley Effect"...

No animation on this one yet, as I wanted to get it done and posted. I also want to see if I can use the Twilight Zone theme song royalty free...

Mainly though I want to get some other stuff done tonight so I can rest my eyeballs on the TV screen all day tomorrow. It all comes down to Pennsylvania, folks. The race in that state is crucial not only because of the polling numbers and the number of electoral votes at stake, but also because I think the results in PA will shed light on just how much influence naked racism will have on the results of the election as a whole. It cracks me up that John Murtha is getting so much flak for telling the truth about many of the people in his state.

Obama can still win if he loses PA (assuming he loses FL and/or OH, even though he has slight leads there), but it'll be close then...

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Ted Stevens caricature

Wow...

And I thought my caricature was nasty!